Papky

Well, it’s been a week since Masanobu Sato blew away his own masturbating world record at the 9th Annual Masturbate-a-thon, held by the Center for Sex & Culture last Saturday. This guy was a pro, bringing an arsenal of masturbating aids from the Japanese sex product company he works for.

Last year he set the record with 9 hours and 33 minutes, but this time he held on til 9 hours and 58 minutes. But how the hell someone has a ten hour boner without 100mg’s of Viagra? Guess what? He has actually trained a lot in Japan and his imagination was a key to my triumph firstly. His TENGA toys were also given a lot of credit mention especially since he works for the company saying “Without those variety sensations, my dick would feel the same sensation for a long time, which would paralyze my dick in the end. I use as many as 10 different TENGAs so that my dick avoids being paralyzed.”

What really blows my mind is that there is a World Competition! Yes you heard me right and its being held in Copenhagen. Masanobu Sato is not sure if he would be competing as according to him it’s a bit too much to do marathon twice a month. But he does think it’s a good idea to compete with the champions of other countries, like Copenhagen, London, Portland at San Francisco.”

Wooooww talk about weird people and weird sports! Take a look at the posters that were up!