The Search Is On For Britain’s Most Smelliest Urine
Thorpe Park theme park visitors will stand a chance to enter into Britain’s most smelliest urine contest! Visistors will be offered the opportunity to urinate in small plastic pots at special ‘deposit booths’, which will then be judged for odour – with the most disgusting urinator winning £500, and the unparalleled honour of having their wee’s smell recreated for a new attraction at the park.
The theme park advised contestants hoping to achieve immortality in this way on ways to making your urine more pungent including drinking alcohol or coffee, deliberately dehydrating yourself, and eating salty or sugary foods, garlic, or most of all asparagus.
The winning smell will join the smell of burning hair and rotting meat in the new attraction, along with other popular entertainments such vibrating floors and electrocution.