The Impatient Saudi Dude
In airports the world over, men groan in frustration when their wives insist on using the bathroom one last time during final boarding call. A Saudi groom on his honeymoon in Malaysia thought his bride was taking too long – so he boarded the flight and left without her. Back home in Saudi Arabia, according to the Saudi Gazette, the man calmly told relatives that his new wife was still in Malaysia. His bride, unsurprisingly, has demanded an immediate divorce.