Top Secret Russian Operation Revealed…Pigs Do Fly!
I stumbled upon these picture which seem to be some kind of experiment..From the alphabets on the wine bottle I am thinking it was a Russian test of some sort…they get the pig drunk, place it in a capsule and fire it out of a cannon…
The purpose? I asked myself that question and came to a comfortable conclusion that it’s probably cos they asked for a $1 million grant to fund their more useful project on the mystery of ‘why the chicken crossed the road’ and was told that the grant would only be approved when pigs fly…so here they are making sure that pigs can actually fly..
Good old Russian wine
Minion1 and Minion2 force feed piggy with some wine
Just a little bit more...Piggy seems to be enjoying it!
Drunk little piggy is then placed in a capsule and safety bealts are fastened.
General Idiot orders minion 1 & 2 to load the into the cannon.
Minion 2 salutes General Idiot before preparing for blast off
When I saw this photo, I thought they were using the poor pig for target practice..I was indeed mistaken...General Idiot shoots his gun to signal the blast off!
BLAST OFF!!
The witnesses and officials from the board who will decide whether to give them the $1 Mill grant for the next 'chicken' project or not.
Parachute opens and capsule slowly glides down back to the earth's atmosphere.
Where the hell is the bottle of wine? Oik Oik..piggy is safe!
Minion 1 & 2 pose for a photograph and is happy that their little friend is safe..to celebrate their success later they'd probably cook piggy..
Grant approved!