Touching Moments
Year : 1975Situation : Last day of school Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together. They both wanted to become Police officials and serve [...]
Dubai Metro After The Financial Crisis
The financial crisis has hit Dubai really bad has taken a huge toll on the Dubai Metro (train) system. The minimum fare is AED 5. The picture below is explanatory!
What’s On Your Back?
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and [...]
Salesmanship – Indian Style
An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager asks, ‘ Do you have any sales experience? The Indian says, ‘ Yeah, I was a salesman back home Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. ‘You start tomorrow. I ‘ [...]
Who is the smartest of them all?
Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. “Gentlemen,” the Devil started, “Due to the fact that [...]
Solution to the Financial Crisis?
In a small town on the South Coast of France, the holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich American tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts [...]
The Indian With One Testicle
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was ‘Onestone’. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,’ If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!’ The word got around and nobody [...]
Who’s Seen The Rooster?
The priest in a small village loved the rooster and the ten hens. He kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village,so he questioned his parishioners in church. During [...]
Priceless
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady with a crown sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” “I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, [...]