Starting off the competition of the Husband of the year awards The honorable mention are : The United Kingdom …followed closely by The United States of America and then ……………. Poland but 3rd Place must go to….Turkey it was very very closebut the runner up prize was awarded to….. Serbia but the winner of the [...]
Dear Wife:I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the [...]
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her [...]
On the first Day, God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’ The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten [...]
Men : 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. 4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they [...]
OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared [...]
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs ? ” The salesman explained “When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, [...]
The recession has hit GM really badly and IKEA has annouced it’s interest to buy over GM. The plan is to save cost by shifting assembly to car buyers. And you do it all with that little hex wrench they give you!
Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, ‘I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the [...]
Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed Him “playing church” with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat [...]