Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about five minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We [...]
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘what the heck’, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.. She said, ‘I have some really great news!’ I said, ‘Great. [...]
How many times have we noticed people especially men who leave the washroom without washing their hands? Like it or not this disgusting habit can not only spread diseases but also lower your chances of scoring on a date..with that in mind, a new design for washrooms has been invented to motivate men to wash [...]
Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can [...]
Laughed my heads off! This is really hillarious! I hope Mr.Osama don’t go looking for them! Enjoy!
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares????? Question: What did God say after he created man? Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Question: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? [...]
The letter below is truly inspirational for parents with kids LOL! Most of the American population thinks it’s improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments.’ One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car [...]
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course [...]
This picture really represent what love should be. True to it’s meaning, if you are looking for someone just like you, sorry to burst your bubble but that isn’t gonna happen. So if you are not up to making some adjustments then just drop the who ‘LOVE’ idea. No further elaboration needed!
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do [...]