Could this be the ugliest sea creature you’ve seen?
The Blobfish inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of Australia and Tasmania. Due to the inaccessibility of its habitat, it’s rarely seen by humans. Blobfish are found at depths where the pressure is several dozens of times higher than at sea level. To remain buoyant, the [...]
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!)
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the [...]
Mohammed entered his classroom.
“What is your name?” asked the teacher.
“Mohammed”…. answered the kid.
“We are in Australia and there is no
“Mohammed”. From now on your name will be
“Bruce”.” replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammed returned home.
“How was your day, Mohammed?” asked his mother.
“My name is not ‘Mohammed’. I am an Australian
and now my name is ‘Bruce’.”
“Ah, [...]