Papky

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And . . . if you had a 3.5 inch floppy.

You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!

Google has renamed itself after Topeka, Kan., 0n Thursday morning, the company’s home page was titled “Topeka” instead of “Google,” although still in its distinctive blue-red-yellow-green

Why? Because in March, Topeka Mayor Bill Bunten announced that he was informally changing the name of his town to “Google,” just for one month.

“Whatever the outcome, the conclusion is clear: we aren’t in Google anymore,” blogs Google CEO Eric Schmidt.

Google has made a name for itself as one of the more proactive pranksters in the business world. Every year on April 1, the company tries to punk its followers with a new prank.

The naughtiness stems back to 2000, when Google claimed that its “MentalPlex” could read your mind through your computer screen, allowing users to conduct searches on sheer brain power.

“With MentalPlex, you just project a mental picture of what you want to find,” explained Google, in its 2000 posting, accompanied by a hypnotic spiral.

Last year, Google claimed its site was featuring the world’s first 3D browser, but this was just another case of April Fool’s bunk.

Source:CNN

Following a year of research, Starbucks announced today the introduction of two new beverage sizes . The idea was based on findings through research and direct customer feedback through MyStarbucksIdea.com where customers requested for even more choices in beverage size.

Unveiling the Plenta and the Micra that will satisfy all customers’ needs for more and less coffee.

Derived from the Italian word for plentiful or small, the Plenta™  (128 fl oz) delivers coffee lovers record amounts of the world’s finest coffee beverages while the Micra™ (2 fl oz) delivers a quick and satisfying morsel of goodness.

Starbucks is also suggesting several subsequent uses for the Plenta™ cup post coffee enjoyment. Suggested usage options include popcorn receptacle, rain hat, perennial planter, lampshade or yoga block. The Micra also serves as a convenient milk dish for kittens, soft boiled egg cup or paper clip holder.

If you don’t know it yet, this was an April Fool’s joke played on thousands of people yesterday via the www.starbucks.com!

Source : starbucks.com

Cheng Guorong, a beggar in China lived unknown on the streets of  Ningbo about half a month ago. He suddenly became famous after an amateur photographer testing his camera lenses posted a set of photos taken of the homeless man online. His family soon found him with the help of these clues.

He became an internet sensation after his photos were seen on net. People were talking about how handsome, cool and sexy looking he is. How he even looks like a Japanese or Korean actor. The people dubbed him as “Brother Sharp” in Chinese.

He became so popular, that people are searching on the streets for him, some hoping  to catch a look of him, while some wishes to help him. He was even on the front cover of a magazine ! But this famous beggar gets frightened by the crowd, cries and sort of loses his mind when too many people approach him.

There are many versions of  how he ended up on the streets. But the real story is still unknown. One version is that the 34 year old from Poyang county of Jiangxi province, left home for work 11 years ago. His father and wife died in a car accident a year ago, and he has two sons, aged 10 and 11.

According to his relatives, Cheng Guorong headed for Zhejiang’s Ningbo city in 2000 and lost contact with his family three years later. Relatives said Cheng Guorong is a proud man and his mental illness may be linked with the pressures he faced in life.

The frenzy peaked when netizens went onto the streets in search of “Brother Sharp” in the hope of getting some updated pictures of him!

Here's Cheng Guorong on the cover of a Chinese magazine

Did we mention he also cross dresses sometimes? Here he is in a white frilly frock!

This brown dress doesn't do him justice at all! LOL!

Here’s another version of Tik Tok by Midnight Beast!

LYRICS…
Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Grab my breezer, Im out the door I’m gonna be really loud
Cuz I don’t care who I piss off yeah I’m a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes back on

Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly
Trying to get a peak of some titties

I’m mad, really bad
But don’t tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my but
Cuz I’m bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like…. whoa

I’m mad, really bad
But don’t tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like whoa

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
Night sweetie SHUT UP MUM I’M ON MSN!!!
Now the girls are lining up becuz were pussy sailin
But we punch em in the mouth if they’re not Sarah Palin

Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret
Menthol cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet WHOA!

Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I’m well hung (I’m quite well hung)

CHORUS

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find out that hes had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he doesn’t even know your name anymore.

A 58 year old Zhao Chenglin from China, had to undergo surgery to remove nearly 3ft of skipping rope from his bladder. Chenglin was admitted the same day and surgeons managed to successfully remove the rope that was inserted down his penis as part of a bizarre S&M sex fetish called “sounding.”

Zhao put the whole 2.8ft (85cm) plastic rope into his urethra, but when he tried to pull it out he found it had become stuck.Hospital scans showed it had become bundled into a knot and was trapped in his bladder.

Unable to afford the surgery, Chenglin lived with the lengthy lodged rope down his penis for two months. But a friend, having mercy on the poor man managed to convince medics at a specialist hospital to perform the surgery.

This is what you call taking your job too seriously till you don’t even have time to visit the little girl’s room! This reporter tried to hold it in and finish up her job, but little did she know that one important job that she should have attended to urgently, would come back and bite her in the ass! Truly an embarrassing moment!

This is so cute! Check out the moves on this kid. What he does not know is that, this video will be on the internet forever and he’d probably want to kill the guy who recorded it and posted it online when he grows up!

Now let’s all sing along even though it’s in Korean!

Nobody Lyrics

You Know I still Love You Baby.
And it will never change.

I want nobody nobody But You, I want nobody nobody But You
Nandareun sarameun silheo nigaanimyeon silheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

Nan silheunde wae nar mir eonaeryeogohani jakku naemareun deutji anhgo
Wae ireohge dareun namjaege narbonaeryeo hani eotteohge ireoni

Nar wihae geureoh dan geumar
Neonbujok hadaneun geumar
Ijen geuman haeneon nareur aljanha wae won hajido anhneun georgang yohae

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You
Nandareun sarameun silheo niga animyeon silheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You
Nandareun sarameun silheo niga animyeon silheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

Nan joheun de nan haengbok hande neoman isseu myeondwae deo baral geeopt neunde
Nugur mannaseo haengbok haran geoya nan neor tteonaseo haengbok harsueopseo

Nar wihae geureoh dan geumar
Neonbujok hadaneun geumar
Mari andoeneun mari ran georwae molla niga eopsi eotteohge haengbokhae

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You
Nandareun sarameun silheo niga animyeon silh eo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You

Nandareun sarameun silheo niga animyeon silheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

I don’t want nobody body body.I don’t want nobody body
Naneun jeongmar niga animyeon niga animyeon silhdan maryaa~

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You
Nandareun sarameun silheo niga animyeon silheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You
Nandareun sarameun silheo niga animyeon silheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

RAP)
Back to the days when we were so young and wild and free
Modeunge neomuna kkumman gatatdeon geuttaero doragago sipeunde
Waejakku nareur mireo naeryeohae

Why do you push me away. I don’t want nobody nobody

Nobody nobody but you.

When Danielle Vincely asks new boyfriends if they fancy going outside for sex they’re usually happy to oblige. “Guys love it at first,” admitted 24-year-old Danielle. “They think it’s kinky making love under the stars in the woods, on beaches, park benches and car bonnets. “But after a while they get annoyed, especially if it’s raining, and dump me. Men like a quick romp inside on the bed but I just can’t bring myself to do it.

But the thrill of romping in the fresh air soon wears off once Danielle reveals she suffers a bizarre phobia that prevents her from having sex indoors.

And Danielle, says her sexual claustrophobia ruins her love life as partners soon tire of her adventurous sex demands on beaches, parks and football pitches – which have landed her in trouble with police.

“I can only get turned on when I’m out in the fresh air and looking up at the sky,” she explains. “I’ve tried having sex indoors, but I get panicky and nauseous and have to stop.”

But each time Luke (her ex) tried to get close to Danielle indoors she’d push him away. “He kept asking if there was something wrong,” she says. “I told him I felt claustrophobic when we had sex inside and could only enjoy it outdoors.”

The couple, who met at college, then planned unusual locations to have sex. Danielle says: “We’d drive to the seaside to make love in sand dunes, or we’d sneak on to our local football pitch at night. It was a huge rush knowing we risked getting caught. That’s part of the thrill.”

But the excitement wore off for Luke, and after eight months he ended things. “He thought I wasn’t trying hard enough to enjoy sex indoors,” says Danielle. “We argued all the time and then split up.”

Since then, Danielle’s only had one other serious relationship – but got dumped after five months because of her unusual habit.

“I convinced him to have sex on the flat roof of my parents’ house,” says Danielle, who still lives at home. “It was too much for him. He couldn’t deal with it.”

Shockingly, Danielle’s been caught by a police officer romping naked in a park with a man she’d met at a nightclub hours earlier.

“We got a warning for indecent exposure,” she laughs. “I thought it was funny, but he was mortified.”

She refuses to seek medical help or counseling for her problem, saying: “I’m hoping I might just grow out of it.”
Sexpert Tracey Cox says: Danielle can easily have counseling so that she finds sex indoors enjoyable. But she needs to get it sorted because the longer the situation goes on the harder it will be to fix it.”