Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Question: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business
Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions.
Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.