Yo Momma So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat that she stepped on the
scales and they said to be continued
Yo momma is soo fat when she stepped on the
scale i thought i was her phone number!
Yo momma is so fat that when she swims in the sea she
realizes that shes standing in a small puddle.
Yo momma so fat she has to wear a sock on each toe
Yo momma so fat, that when she went to the zoo
everyone thought she was a hippo!
Yo momma so fat that when she got on a weighing machine,
it said “one at a time please.”
Yo momma’s so fat she got in a monster truck and
made it a low rider
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to the bathroom the toilet said
A B C D E F G GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME
Yo mamma’s so fat she was to wear a watch on both
arms because she covers two different time zone.
Yo momma’s so fat and ugly when she goes to japan they
think its godzilla all over again.
Yo momma so fat,when she swims in the ocean the wales
swim around her singing we are family