Papky

Four men were bragging about how smart
their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,
the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist, and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
“T-square, do your stuff.”T-square pranced over
to the desk, took out some paper and pen and
promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said, “Spreadsheet, do your stuff.”
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with
a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles
of 3 cookies.Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said, “Measure, do your stuff.”
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a
quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard
and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop
into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee
and said, “What can your cat do?”The Government Employee
called his cat and said, “CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.”
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet…
ate the cookies…

drank the milk…

sh*t on the paper…

screwed the other three cats…

claimed he injured his back while doing so…

filed a grievance report for unsafe working
conditions…

put in for Workers Compensation…and

went home for the rest of the day
on sick leave…..!