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A man working abroad wrote to his wife…

Dear Darling,

I can’t send my salary this month; the global market
crisis has affected my company, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart please adjust.

Your loving husband,

His wife replied…

Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses
I paid with the kisses…

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect; only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead
of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other
items; hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses
and I hope I can complete the month using this balance…Shall I plan
the same for next month? Please Advice!!!

Your Sweet Heart,