Papky News

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in  the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so  excitedly but I thought, ‘what the heck’, and I starting jumping up  and down along with her.. She said, ‘I have some really great  news!’  I said, ‘Great. Tell me  why you’re so happy.’

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up  and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she’d been trying  for a while so I told her, ‘That’s great I couldn’t be happier  for you!’
Then she said, ‘There’s more’  I asked, What do you mean there’s  more.
She said, ‘Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to  have TWINS!’

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting  pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She  said..

‘Well, that was the easy part.. I went to the pharmacy and they actually had a home pregnancy kit  in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out  positive!