Chinese Jews?
Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are
Jews, and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant
in Shanghai .
“Oscar,” asked Benjie, “Are there any Jews
in China ?”
“I don’t know,” Oscar replied.
“Why don’t we ask the waiter?”
When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him,
“Are there any Chinese Jews here ?”
“I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied,
and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No Chinese Jews.”
“Are you sure?” Benjie asked.
“Sir, I asked everyone,” the waiter replied exasperated.
“We have orange jews, apple jews, tomato jews and grape jews,
but no one ever heard of Chinese Jews !
If you want, we have Chinese Tea