Papky

he decides to surprise his wife. As soon as he
gets home he hears noises coming from his bedroom.
He runs to the room screaming, “Honey, is that you?”
He gets in the room and there on the bed his wife
laid naked and sweating saying, “I think I’m having a
heart attack.” He immediately runs downstairs to the
phone to call an ambulance when his child stops him saying,
“Daddy, Uncle David is in the closet, naked.” In a mad
gruff he goes to the closet and there at the base is his
brother naked and quivering on the floor. The blonde man
raises his voice, yelling, “What are you doing running
around naked and scaring my kid. Can’t you see my wife is
having a heart attack?”