A Blonde In The Sack
A blonde, red head and brunette all walk into a bar.The bartender realizes they are underage and calls
the police. So they run into an abandoned barn
behind the bar and hide in 3 bags. The police start to
search the barn for the 3 girls, but all he sees is the
3 bags labelled DOGS, CATS and POTATOES.
So the one policeman kicks the bag of dogs and
brunette screams “WOOF” and the policeman says
“that must be a dog”. Next, the policeman kicks the
bag of cats and the red head screams “MEOW”
and the policeman says “that must be a cat”. Then the
policeman kicks the bag of potatoes which contains the blonde inside. The blonde replies
saying “..POTATOES..”