Sardar Jokes
Boss : Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss : which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was
born in India
Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with
Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late
evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir,
so I made it sequencely
Museum Administrator: U stupid..That’s a 500-year
old statue u’ve broken!!
Sardar: Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one..
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!!
Sardar: Control yourself sir.. Don’t cry.. See that
man. he has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar : U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar : Radio label shows Made in Japan but
radio says this is “”All India Radio!
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr…..Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr……
Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it !!!!!
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrr.. dhup dhup dhup dhup…… Stop ready sir..
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child