Papky

Laughed my heads off! This is really hillarious! I hope Mr.Osama don’t go looking for them! Enjoy!

Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares????? Question: What did God say after he created man? Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Question: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? [...]

The letter below is truly inspirational for parents with kids LOL! Most of the American population thinks it’s improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments.’ One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car [...]

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course [...]

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do [...]

Starting off the competition of the Husband of the year awards The honorable mention are : The United Kingdom …followed closely by The United States of America and then ……………. Poland but 3rd Place must go to….Turkey it was very very closebut the runner up prize was awarded to….. Serbia but the winner of the [...]

Dear Wife:I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.  I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the [...]

School:   A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you  poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which  a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her  [...]

On the first Day, God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’ The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten [...]

Men : 1.    All men are extremely busy. 2.    Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3.    Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. 4.    Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around. 5.    Although they always have one around them, they [...]