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		<title>Save Mother Earth</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/save-mother-earth/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/save-mother-earth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 04:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=2657</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s another problem caused by deforestation&#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>The Original Computer</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/the-original-computer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/the-original-computer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 13:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[application]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Computer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cursor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[floppy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hard drive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keyboard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Memory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mouse pad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[virus]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=2611</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider&#8217;s home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Stages Of Death Of A Girrafe</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/five-stages-of-death-of-a-girrafe/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/five-stages-of-death-of-a-girrafe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Acceptance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bargaining]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Denial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Depression]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Giraffe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=2409</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is really cute..Giraffe gets trapped in quicksand goes through 5 five stages before meeting his make! Stage 1 : Denial Stage 2: Anger Stage 3 : Bargaining Stage 4 : Depression Stage 5 : Acceptance]]></description>
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		<title>2010 Calender Pin Up Model &#8211; Saudi Version</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/2010-calender-pin-up-model-saudi-version/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/2010-calender-pin-up-model-saudi-version/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arab]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[calender]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dessert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Model]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Saudi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Saudi Arabia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=2405</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Print and paste on your wall for a good laugh everyday of the year! Since women are not allowed model this is the best Saudi could come up with!]]></description>
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		<title>French Roast</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/french-roast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/french-roast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[French Roast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oscar]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=2395</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Winner of multiople awards including an Oscar nomination for: The Best Short Film (Animated) 2010. We bring you French Roast &#8230;&#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>The Power Of A Wedding Ring</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/the-power-of-a-wedding-ring/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/the-power-of-a-wedding-ring/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding ring]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=2387</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every tried so hard to get a girl to do the nasty nasty with you..well here&#8217;s a sure fire way to get what you want! Now you know..]]></description>
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		<title>Soliciting Prostitute Prank</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/soliciting-prostitute-prank/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/soliciting-prostitute-prank/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prostitute]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=2102</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[These poor guys just wanted to do the right thing, but looks like the right thing just wasn&#8217;t right! This hilarious prank was played on some unsuspecting honest men who were just trying to help return money that a woman dropped but instead they get busted by a cop for soliciting a prostitute!]]></description>
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		<title>Hole To Fill</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/hole-to-fill/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/hole-to-fill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 11:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Google Today]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Great Wall Of China]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=2042</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If Google leaves China there will be a big hole in the wall to fill!]]></description>
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		<title>Why Ms.France Didn&#8217;t Win..The Censored Video!</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/why-ms-france-didnt-win-the-censored-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/why-ms-france-didnt-win-the-censored-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[France]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miss France]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miss Universe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miss World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ms.France]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=1865</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever wondered why Miss France didn&#8217;t win in the last Ms.Universe? This was the video that not shown on TV. Now you know! LOL!]]></description>
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		<title>Baby&#8217;s First Words..First Curse Words To Be Exact!</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/babys-first-words-first-curse-words-to-be-exact/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/babys-first-words-first-curse-words-to-be-exact/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Curse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=1790</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Aww isn&#8217;t it nice to see a father and his kid bonding..well this dad was in for a shock when he heard his kid&#8217;s first word!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Amazing India</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/amazing-india/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/amazing-india/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 09:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[beggar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bicycle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[date]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hindu< Hindu Priest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[India]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[umbrella]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=898</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
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		<title>Suicide Bombers And Tinted Cars</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/suicide-bombers-and-tinted-cars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/suicide-bombers-and-tinted-cars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afghanistan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[car]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[police]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Suicide]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suicide bombers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tint]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tinted window]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[window]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=625</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Now pay attention. I&#8217;m only going to do this once!]]></description>
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		<title>The Gravity Challenged Old Lady And The Smart Call Girl!</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/the-old-couple-and-the-smart-call-girl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/the-old-couple-and-the-smart-call-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 14:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[condom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[old]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[police]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prostitute]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/?p=619</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
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		<title>What Retired People Do For Fun</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/what-retired-people-do-for-fun/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/what-retired-people-do-for-fun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/uncategorized/what-retired-people-do-for-fun/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.  Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop.  We were only in there for about five minutes.  When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pregnant Blonde</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/pregnant-blonde/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/pregnant-blonde/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/uncategorized/pregnant-blonde/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in  the driveway jumping for joy! I didn&#8217;t know why she was jumping so  excitedly but I thought, &#8216;what the heck&#8217;, and I starting jumping up  and down along with her.. She said, &#8216;I have some really great  news!&#8217;  I said, &#8216;Great. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Men Are Never Depressed</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/why-men-are-never-depressed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/why-men-are-never-depressed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/uncategorized/why-men-are-never-depressed/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Men Are Just Happier People&#8211; What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AL Qaeda Recruitment Video! Must Watch!</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/al-qaeda-recruitment-video-must-watch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/al-qaeda-recruitment-video-must-watch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AL Qaeda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr.Osama]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/uncategorized/al-qaeda-recruitment-video-must-watch/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Laughed my heads off! This is really hillarious! I hope Mr.Osama don&#8217;t go looking for them! Enjoy!]]></description>
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		<title>Male Bashing Time</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/male-bashing-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/male-bashing-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/uncategorized/male-bashing-time/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares????? Question: What did God say after he created man? Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Question: What&#8217;s the difference between an intelligent man &#38; a UFO? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tough Love vs. Spanking‏</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/tough-love-vs-spanking%e2%80%8f/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/tough-love-vs-spanking%e2%80%8f/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[spanking]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/uncategorized/tough-love-vs-spanking%e2%80%8f/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The letter below is truly inspirational for parents with kids LOL! Most of the American population thinks it&#8217;s improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of &#8216;those moments.&#8217; One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Lie To Your Mom&#8230;Especially If She Is Indian</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/dont-lie-to-your-mom-especially-if-she-is-indian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/dont-lie-to-your-mom-especially-if-she-is-indian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kumar]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.papky.com/uncategorized/dont-lie-to-your-mom-especially-if-she-is-indian/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner&#8230;..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn&#8217;t help but notice how pretty Kumar&#8217;s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Humour From Down Under</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/humour-from-down-under/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/humour-from-down-under/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Husband Of The Year Awards</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/husband-of-the-year-awards/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/husband-of-the-year-awards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starting off the competition of the Husband of the year awards The honorable mention are : The United Kingdom &#8230;followed closely by The United States of America and then &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Poland but 3rd Place must go to&#8230;.Turkey it was very very closebut the runner up prize was awarded to&#8230;.. Serbia but the winner of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Divorce Letter</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/divorce-letter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/divorce-letter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Wife:I&#8217;m writing you this letter to tell you that I&#8217;m leaving you forever.&#160; I&#8217;ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Words Defined</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/words-defined/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/words-defined/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[School:   A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you  poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It&#8217;s an agreement in which  a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How We Ended Up Having Long Life</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/how-we-ended-up-having-long-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/how-we-ended-up-having-long-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the first Day, God created the dog and said: &#8216;Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.&#8217; The dog said: &#8216;That&#8217;s a long time to be barking. How about only ten [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ironies of life</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/ironies-of-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/ironies-of-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men : 1.    All men are extremely busy. 2.    Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3.    Although they have time for women, they don&#8217;t really care for them. 4.    Although they don&#8217;t really care for them, they always have one around. 5.    Although they always have one around them, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Hell To Get Old</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/its-hell-to-get-old/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/its-hell-to-get-old/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OLD people have problems that you haven&#8217;t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, &#8216;Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.&#8217; The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Know Your Customer</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/know-your-customer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/know-your-customer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, &#8220;Why weren&#8217;t you successful with the Arabs ? &#8221; The salesman explained &#8220;When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IKEA To Buy Over General Motors</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/ikea-to-buy-over-general-motors/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/ikea-to-buy-over-general-motors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The recession has hit GM really badly and IKEA has annouced it&#8217;s interest to buy over GM. The plan is to save cost by shifting assembly to car buyers. And you do it all with that little hex wrench they give you!]]></description>
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		<title>Two Australians</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/two-australians/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/two-australians/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn&#8217;t ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, &#8216;I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Johnny The Baptist</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/johnny-the-baptist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/johnny-the-baptist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baptize]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Johnny&#8217;s Mother looked out the window and noticed Him &#8220;playing church&#8221; with their cat.  He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.  She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Godly Humour!</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/godly-humour/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/godly-humour/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[God]]></category>
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		<title>Interesting Resting Places</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/interesting-resting-places/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/interesting-resting-places/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<title>Touching Moments‏</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/touching-moments%e2%80%8f/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/touching-moments%e2%80%8f/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Year : 1975Situation : Last day of school Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together. They both wanted to become Police officials and serve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dubai Metro After The Financial Crisis‏</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/dubai-metro-after-the-financial-crisis%e2%80%8f/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/dubai-metro-after-the-financial-crisis%e2%80%8f/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The financial crisis has hit Dubai really bad has taken a huge toll on the Dubai Metro (train) system. The minimum fare is AED 5. The picture below is explanatory!]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s On Your Back?</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/whats-on-your-back/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/whats-on-your-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, &#8220;What do you want on your back for your whipping?&#8221; The German responds, &#8220;I will take oil!&#8221; So they put oil on his back, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Salesmanship &#8211; Indian Style</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/salesmanship-indian-style/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/salesmanship-indian-style/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager asks, &#8216; Do you have any sales experience? The Indian says, &#8216; Yeah, I was a salesman back home Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. &#8216;You start tomorrow. I &#8216; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who is the smartest of them all?‏</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/who-is-the-smartest-of-them-all%e2%80%8f/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/who-is-the-smartest-of-them-all%e2%80%8f/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. &#8220;Gentlemen,&#8221; the Devil started, &#8220;Due to the fact that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Solution to the Financial Crisis?</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/solution-to-the-financial-crisis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/solution-to-the-financial-crisis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a small town on the South Coast of France, the holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich American tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Indian With One Testicle</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/the-indian-with-one-testicle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/the-indian-with-one-testicle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was &#8216;Onestone&#8217;. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,&#8217; If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!&#8217; The word got around and nobody [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s Seen The Rooster?‏</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/whos-seen-the-rooster%e2%80%8f/</link>
		<comments>http://www.papky.com/jokes/whos-seen-the-rooster%e2%80%8f/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The priest in a small village loved the rooster and the ten hens. He kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass,  he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village,so he questioned his parishioners in church. During [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Priceless</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/priceless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady with a crown sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?&#8221; &#8220;I smoke ten cigars a day,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Before I go to bed, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bush&#8217;s New Job</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/bushs-new-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<title>Three Stupid Stages Of Life</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/three-stupid-stages-of-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teen age: Have Time + Energy …but No Money Working Age: Have Money + Energy …but No Time]]></description>
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		<title>Swine Flu Apology</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/swine-flu-apology/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<title>Two Theories Of The Human Race</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/two-theories-of-the-human-race/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little girl asked her father &#8220;How did the human race appear?&#8221; The Father answered &#8220;God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so all mankind was made&#8221; Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered &#8220;Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Quotes</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/funny-quotes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[* Accept that some days you&#8217;re the pigeon, and some days you&#8217;re the statue. * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. * Always wear stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. * Drive carefully. It&#8217;s not only cars [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sweetness of Married Life</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/the-sweetness-of-married-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The newly weds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, &#8216;Honey, I&#8217;m going to Artie&#8217;s Tavern to have a beer, I&#8217;ll be right back&#8217;. &#8216;Where are you going, Coochy Coo?&#8217; asked the wife. &#8216;I&#8217;m going to the bar, Pretty Face,&#8217; he answered. &#8216;I&#8217;m going to have a beer.&#8217; The wife [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Are Getting&#8230;.Smarter?</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/kids-are-getting-smarter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<title>Chinese Jews?</title>
		<link>http://www.papky.com/jokes/chinese-jews/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PankFace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai . &#8220;Oscar,&#8221; asked Benjie, &#8220;Are there any Jews in China ?&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t know,&#8221; Oscar replied. &#8220;Why don&#8217;t we ask the waiter?&#8221; When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, &#8220;Are there any Chinese Jews here ?&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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