School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her [...]
A one kilometre long swimming pool in Chile has been acknowledged as the world’s largest by the Guinness Book of World Records. The man-made salt water lagoon at San Alfonso del Mar resort in Algarrobo, Chile, was completed late 2006 and has been drawing large crowds ever since. Situated on the Chilean coast, it provides [...]
On the first Day, God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’ The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten [...]
This is kindda creepy..while watching I was just waiting to see if at the end of the video the ‘so called mermaid’ would actually scream or something, so at least I would know that it’s a hoax..but no such luck..well I guess my evening is gonna be occupied researching if the video is indeed a [...]
Men : 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. 4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they [...]
OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared [...]
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs ? ” The salesman explained “When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, [...]
Google is the second Brain to many of us. We use it frequently. It uses white screen which consumes high power. If Google had a black screen, taking in Account the huge number of page views, according to calculations, 750 mega watts/hour per year would be saved..!!!!! ! In response, Google created a black version [...]
The recession has hit GM really badly and IKEA has annouced it’s interest to buy over GM. The plan is to save cost by shifting assembly to car buyers. And you do it all with that little hex wrench they give you!
Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, ‘I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the [...]