Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares????? Question: What did God say after he created man? Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Question: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? [...]
Archive for November, 2009
The letter below is truly inspirational for parents with kids LOL! Most of the American population thinks it’s improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments.’ One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car [...]
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course [...]
This picture really represent what love should be. True to it’s meaning, if you are looking for someone just like you, sorry to burst your bubble but that isn’t gonna happen. So if you are not up to making some adjustments then just drop the who ‘LOVE’ idea. No further elaboration needed!
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do [...]
World’s Best Airport 2009 UK-based civil aviation consultant Skytrax just released a 10-month survey of airline passengers who voted in the world’s best airports in 2009. A total of 8.6 million passengers at 190 airports were invited to rate the facilities based on their experiences at check-in, arrival, departures and transfers. Six Asian airports make [...]
Starting off the competition of the Husband of the year awards The honorable mention are : The United Kingdom …followed closely by The United States of America and then ……………. Poland but 3rd Place must go to….Turkey it was very very closebut the runner up prize was awarded to….. Serbia but the winner of the [...]
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the [...]
Dear Wife:I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the [...]
Human beings were born with the inherent need to look good. We have seen this from the pages of history where piercings and tatoos have been a norm but I think this generation has taken in one step further where it’s now a competition to see who can look worst!