Archive for October, 2009

What’s The Problem Officer?

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the problem officer?” Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man: “No sir, I was going 65.” Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.” (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: “I’m also going to give you [...]

Men And Their Priorities

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important!

Quote From Benjamin Franklin

“To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the loss of what might  have   been.” – Benjamin Franklin

Logic

Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Larry turns to Doug and says, ‘You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I’ll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.’ Doug thinks it’s a good idea and the two leave. [...]

Quote From Ella Fitzgerald

“It isn’t where you came from; it’s where you’re going that counts.” Ella Fitzgerald, jazz singer

A Painter’s Outstanding Masterpiece

The whole time whilst watching this video I couldn’t make out what the painting was..guess you have to watch right till the end but what it transpires to be is totally amazing..and all this was done in 4 minutes and 44 seconds.Talented is an understatement to describe this painter. Be inspired!

The Four Cats

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, “T-square, do your stuff.”T-square pranced over to the desk, took out [...]

Dog Plays Mom To Piglet

A giant farm dog and a tiny piglet cuddle up as if they were family after the baby runt was dismissed by its own mother.Surrogate mum Katjinga, an eight-year-old Rhodesian Ridgeback, took on motherly duties for grunter Paulinchen -a tiny pot-bellied pig – and seems to be taking the adoption in her stride.  Lonely Paulinchen [...]

Proof That Men Have Better Friends

Friendship among Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best Friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he [...]

Hairiest Man In The World Is Chinese!

Yu Zhen Huan was born to a farming family in Liaoning province. Hair began to grow in the auditory canals of his ears when he was 2 years old. Yu Zhen Huan, suffers from a rare condition with hair covering 96 percent of his body No other members of Yu’s family suffer from this rare [...]