TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how [...]
A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. ’Your son is here,’ she said to the old man She had to repeat the words several times before the patient’s eyes opened.
He was heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen [...]
An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather
(Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were
completely full so they had to put him in an Italian home.
After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to
visit Grandpa.’How do you like it here?’ asks the grandson.
‘It’s wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful’
says [...]
Simple Analogy
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class.That classhad insisted that socialism worked and that no one wouldbe poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, “OK, we will have [...]
Here lies a couple of really funny inscriptionon some headstones in Mexico. RIP!
10 Very important tips to keep yourself young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them
2. Keep only cheerful friends
The grouches pull you down. (keep this In mind if you are one of those grouches)
3. Keep learning
Learn more about the computer, crafts, [...]