Mr.and Mrs.Jones are retired,and Mrs. Jones insists her husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Jones loves to browse. Mrs. Jones began to wonder why all the people at Walmart – gave her such strange looks Finally [...]
This is the True Story A son says to his father: ‘Dad, would you be willingly to run a marathon with me?’ The father, despite his age and a heart disease, says ‘YES’. And they run that marathon, together. The son asks: ‘Dad, can you run another marathon with me?’ Again father says ‘YES’. They [...]
Posted to Craig’s List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in DowntownSavannah night before last. Date: 2009-03-23,3:43 A M EST. I was the guy with the blackBurberry jacket that you demanded I hand over,shortly after you pulled the knife on me andmy girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend’spurse and earrings. I [...]
Mona Lisa after a week in Brazil
This is exactly why you should always, ALWAYS…. twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house. Just think how many people she made smile throughout the day!
Before you go to bed at night, prepare this magic potion: Finely chop or use the food blender to chop up two cloves of fresh garlic and let it expose to the air for a few minutes while you wash up your blender or chopping board. The chopping releases the enzyme allinase in the garlic. [...]
The top five cancer-causing foods are: 1.Hot dogsBecause they are high in nitrates, the CancerPrevention Coalition advises that children eatno more than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can’tlive without hot dogs, buy those made withoutsodium nitrate. 2.Processed meats and baconAlso high in the same sodium nitrates foundin hot dogs, bacon, and other processed [...]