New York City chef and new dad, Daniel Angerer has added cheese made from his wife’s breast milk to his menu. Angerer found his “gold” ingredient right at home… sleeping next to him. Fine, so you want to use your wife’s milk but why in the world would you make cheese out of it?
The chef calls his creation Mommy’s Milk Cheese.
“Being a chef,” Angerer explained to Grub Street, “you’re curious about anything in terms of flavor — you look out for something new and what you can do with it.” On that note let’s all just be grateful that he has not had any other ideas of using any other excretion or unwanted parts of his wife eg placenta, nails?
For anyone out there game enough here is the recipe!
My Spouse’s Mommy Milk Cheese Making Experiment
(basic recipe using 8 cups of any milk – yields about ½ pound cheese)
4 cups mother’s milk
1½-teaspoon yogurt (must be active cultured yogurt)
1/8-tablet rennet (buy from supermarket, usually located in pudding section)
1 teaspoon sea salt such as Baline
A woman in Kentucky is facing a felony assault charge for allegedly squirting breast milk into the face of a female jailer. After Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested last thursday for public intoxication. While in the detention center,Tramel, was directed to change into a jail uniform.
But the uncooperative suspect was “too intoxicated to complete the task on her own,” so Officer Lula Brown sought to aid her, according to the below incident report. While in the jail’s shower room, Brown told Tramel that she “needed to take her shirt and bra off” before changing into a green jail smock.
That is when Tramel “took off her bra, grabbed her breast and squirted breast milk, hitting me in the face and neck region,” reported Brown. Tramel attempted a second lactation assault, “but was unsuccessful,” added Brown. Tramel is now being held in the lockup on $5000 bond. As for Brown, a jail press release noted that the officer was successfully able to “clean the bio-hazard off her.”
Lee Jin-gyu fell for his ‘dakimakura’ – a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side.
In Lee’s case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the ‘magical girl’ anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.
Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between ‘obsessive’ and ‘nerd’) has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest. Their nuptials were eagerly chronicled by the local media.
‘He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere,’ said one friend.
‘They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,’ they added.
The pillow marriage is not the first similarly-themed unusual marriage in recent times – it comes after a Japanese otaku married his virtual girlfriend Nene Anegasaki, a character who only exists in the Nintendo DS game Love Plus, last November.
A convicted burglar slipped out of his prison unit to buy cigarettes, then returned unnoticed a short time later, authorities said, leading to a contraband search and further criticism of Texas prison security.
“It might be funny, if it weren’t so absurd. People shopping at a Walmart shouldn’t have to worry that the person standing next to them in line is supposed to be in a prison.” said state Senator of Houston.
Authorities used security video from a Walmart to confirm that Skyler Steddum was at the store. Steddum returned unnoticed to the fenceless trusty unit.
Steddum slipped out on Feb. 23. Investigators did not learn of his quick trip, allegedly one of dozens made by Steddum in recent months, until Friday night when another inmate snitched on him.
“He bought smokeless tobacco and cigarettes. I don’t know how much,” Moriarity said.
Steddum is serving four years for home burglary and unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.
“The fact that Walmart has better security cameras than our prisons, well, this whole situation begs a whole lot of questions,” the senator said.
Ever felt the need to go on a strike and stand up for something? If saving the whales and environmental issues are just not your cuppa then why not go on a strike like these people!
Two young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique were facing criminal charges, and the goat’s owner was demanding they make traditional wedding arrangements, state media said Friday.
The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, the website of the state broadcaster said.
“One of the young men was naked and holding the goat’s head, and the other was having sex with the animal,” witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique.
District prosecutor Leonides Mapasse said the two would face trial for simple larceny.
The goat’s owner may also file a civil suit against them, he said.
The owner was demanding the young men pay him damages and initiate a traditional wedding ceremony by paying “lobolo,” a dowry, a family member told Radio Mozambique.
